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I know I missed week, and I apologize. I’m going to my best to not miss another week — but, to be fair, losing one’s mind does tend to have an effect on deadlines. I just lost it this past little while, I haven’t been able to find much ground to stand on, and I just couldn’t bring myself to update the trailer park. My bad.

I’m nowhere near back on track, but I’m dedicated to this thing. I just LOVE trailers! Don’t you?

Sadly this week, I bring you two new ones, but without a high-definition version available for either. One is fairly new, and the other is actually a couple of months old, but I hadn’t found it anywhere until now. So without further ado …

HAROLD & KUMAR 2

If you didn’t like the first movie, you just won’t get this one. But man, if you liked the first one, you’ll have NO doubt whatsoever from this teaser that this will be a fantastic sequel, right on par with the original. That’s right, I’m calling it. This WILL be as good as the first film.

Besides, Doogie is back! How great is that?

JOHN RAMBO

Here’s a strange thing to admit: I have never, in my entire life, seen a Rambo film.

I know, isn’t that bizarre? I heard a lot about them — kind of like Commando (which, btw, I also haven’t seen) where he runs past guys with machine guns, mowing them down with a pistol while not getting hit by even one of the several thousand bullets that flew past him. Over the top violence, nonsensical action, complete lack of plot. Rambo never much interested me.

And then they announced a 4th one! And Stallone! My God, Stallone is like, 80 years old! So I had my doubts.

Then I watched this trailer, and every doubt was completely erased. This looks absolutely amazing, and Stallone is in incredible shape for his age. No doubt.

Mind — I have no idea here, so — the trailer is INCREDIBLY GRAPHIC, so it’s not exactly recommended for those of you under 18. Natch.